Memes

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Category:Memes

Encyclopedia Dramatica

It is now appearent to me that I can get 100% of my entertainment off the internet if I were to work at that a little more.

Here's the DO NOT WANT archive from encyclopediadramatica.com ... there's probably hundreds of memes I can find on encyclopediadramatica.com though.

...by the way... some of this stuff may not be funny to you (mainly just talking about the link below). It's not all funny to me. Since we're looking largly into the "anonymous" community of the internet, which STARTED as nearly 100% hackers and geeky teenagers (who don't even reveal so much as a screen name)... some of this stuff is pretty brutal, while some of it is universally funny.

THE LINK BELOW (but not the other sites) IS NOT RECOMMENDED if the joke of "putting a kitten in a microwave" really pisses you off (note, that's not exactly what all this is / what I like... I think that idea is fucked up myself... but if that statement just really pissed you off, you really SHOULD NOT click on the link below).

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/DO_NOT_WANT

The growing list of free entertainment...

INTERNETS!
www.collegehumor.com (Fairly Safe)
Google Reader / Everything Philly D (Safe)
www.failblog.org (Kind of Safe but may be offensive)
www.atom.com (still haven't been here much)
funnyordie.com (safe)
urbandictionary.com (pretty safe)
www.encyclopediadramatica.com (NC-17)

find a great show on nbc.com etc
find a great book
find a great youtube show

The First REAL Step into Age 2

Knowing what I say BEFORE I say it and so I DONT naturally think about what I said after I say it (not self aware [state builder])

Age 1 was becoming congruent – largely inspired to be called into distinction as an Age by the “Post Trish but not done with her yet” period, which climaxed with an email (for me) and in person (for her).

Step 1 is now taking that congruence and using it to eliminate probably my largest curse – a field of thinking that was never developed, the unconscious competent think-in-a-strait-line ability that I'm yet to even be able to distinguish decently.

I use self awareness to fight off the douchbaggery that comes with always rolling forward, a combination of focus-switching that repeats itself habitually in social situations which makes me more insecure & negative or “no” (asshole / jerk / brown nose / etc).

Insecure because of the self awareness state... ('cuz it's natural? can't go offensive etc)

Negative because I don't know if what I'm about to say has

un-intended consequences.

Neuro-Linguistic Programming, and careful observation of the right data, can show me how to experience and develop the introverted-thinking I need to get rid of the Negative, and DYD has everything I need to get rid of the Insecurity.

...

dammit mom i have the house to MYSELF for once don't come back here for your goddamn 3 hour lunch break (i really hope this doesn't last 3 hours, cuz it's only been 10 minutes and you can already see the damage it's done to my brain...)

CRRAAZZY

NLP SalesLetter

I tweeted this...

awesome, a salesletter for NLP... http://is.gd/qSHa (i will be needing this for later)