Official Sources of Entertainment

OUT OF DATE... but here's...

-ALL NEW MOVIES (out on DvD): http://www.rottentomatoes.com/dvd

-ALL POPULAR TV SHOWS: http://www.tvguide.com/top-tv-shows

-DONT FORGET DAILY SHOW / COLBERT / OTHER DAILY SHOWS

-Christwire (christian mockery / parody)

-Dumb quotes off IRC / /b/ / etc: http://bash.org/?random

 nah im 100% straight for sure
straight? so's spaghetti till u heat it up.

speaking of Jenga, it's the 1-year anniversery of 9/11 tomorrow

Hey, you know what sucks?

vaccuums

Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

black holes

Hey, you know what just isn't cool?

lava?

<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...

One of these...has a future.

LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this

How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?

*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar

well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke

so i helped him walk to the toilet

all the stalls were occupied

lol

bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy

so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open

and there's this guy in there taking a shit

hahahahahaha

and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM

then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'

so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face

and runs away

imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our parents were home.

So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car.

We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..

The logic is all there...

I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off..

So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.

The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted.

So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red.

I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.

He didn't even notice the smell of pot.

We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.

-a handful of famous / funny youtubers:

• http://youtube.com/smosh
• http://youtube.com/wheezywaiter
• http://youtube.com/daneboe
• http://youtube.com/kevinbrueck
• http://youtube.com/bobjenz
• http://youtube.com/sxephil
• http://youtube.com/seananners
• http://youtube.com/ijustine
• http://youtube.com/CTFxC
• http://youtube.com/blackboxtv
• http://youtube.com/thefinebros
• http://youtube.com/catrific
• http://youtube.com/destorm
• http://youtube.com/shanedawsontv
• http://youtube.com/seanklitzner
• http://youtube.com/joenationtv
• http://youtube.com/olgakay
• http://youtube.com/hiimrawn
• http://youtube.com/jlynnjohnston
• http://youtube.com/winterspringpro
• http://youtube.com/shaycarl
• http://youtube.com/thewillofdc
• http://youtube.com/ratedrr
• http://youtube.com/totallysketch
• http://youtube.com/sammah
• http://youtube.com/whatthebuckshow
• http://youtube.com/roystclair

...and there's definately some good stuff in the outdated pile below.

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Any video I like enough to show someone you can bet is on my favorites. My youtube channel is set up to show off my favorites: http://www.youtube.com/user/DrinkElectrolytes

in firefox, flock, or even the new internet explorer if you just type "drink" into the URL bar you should always see my youtube channel come up and you can always find things like that cuz i favorite anything i show u

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HULU (TV -is- going online... and the Fall 2009 season is proving it as the studios cave in!)
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Shows I'm watching:
http://www.hulu.com/sons-of-anarchy
http://www.hulu.com/shark-tank
http://www.hulu.com/dollhouse
http://www.hulu.com/glee
http://www.hulu.com/heroes
http://www.hulu.com/the-tonight-show-with-conan-obrien
http://www.hulu.com/the-colbert-report
http://www.southparkstudios.com
http://www.hulu.com/flash-forward
http://www.hulu.com/american-dad
http://www.hulu.com/family-guy
http://www.hulu.com/the-cleveland-show

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YOUTUBE COMEDY
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The Whitest Kids You Know

Friday Night Cranks
Know Your Meme
Doug Stanhope
Louis CK
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Dane Cook
George Carlin
Russell Peters
Harland Williams
Jim Norton
Demetri Martin
Steve Byrne
Daniel Tosh
Mike Birbiglia
eddie izzard
Summer of Tears
Brian Regan

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YOUTUBE OTHER
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Michio Kaku (If you're into how science is going to be revolutionizing the world, & advanced physics)

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Internet Roots
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The list is growing so I've categorized them to make the obvious choices obvious -- and the other choices for only if your bored.

TESTING: http://www.skunkpost.com/home.sp

TONS OF GAMES, ENTERTAINMENT, AND THE WORKS (Thank you Alex Wolf!!)
allmyfaves.com

Best Websites
www.knowyourmeme.com
www.thechive.com
www.collegehumor.com
www.failblog.org
www.thisisphotobomb.com
www.onion.com
www.hulu.com

TESTING:
http://autocompleteme.com Odd Google Autocomplete Phrases
http://poorlydressed.com/ Oddly Dressed

Good Shit (but, can be shitty)

www.Stumbleupon.com
www.funnyordie.com
Youtube Favorites Searching / RELATED videos to ANYTHING you're into / SUBSCRIPTIONS
Watch one of these Top Stand Up Comedians on Youtube...
www.digg.com / digg.com/VIDEOS / digg.com/IMAGES / digg.com/news
Google Reader / Everything Philly D (The show)
www.icanhascheezburger.com (must like funny pictures of cats)

Other Shit (can be good if you're into it / find the right thing)
www.atom.com
www.urbandictionary.com
www.encyclopediadramatica.com
Watch Man Tracker
www.jokes.com/funny
www.indecisionforever.com


IN-TESTING: http://www.somethingawful.com/

find a great show on nbc.com, cbs, etc etc
find a great book
find a great youtube show

trip balls: http://www.octavioocampo.com.mx/xgaleria1.htm

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FUN PACKED
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play an EPIC starcraft game
warcraft 3 / CSS with Sensi
call of duty 4 with Sensi