Jan 30, 2013
Jan 29, 2013
Don't Forget About "The Third Guy"
Dennis Karganilla showed me and the rest of his list this video once with the point that was something like, "it was nothing until the third guy got on board and then everyone was doing it -- be the third guy." And I think it's a concept worth sharing. Especially after a youtuber comments "that's how you change the world people."
Kinda starting to feel like this idea comes from Landmark. Given "random" youtubers are commenting stuff like that and it's something DK shared (he's shared more than one landmark lesson in the past...) Not that this makes it a bad idea or anything... but it certainly would go along with landmark's mission of making people and the world a better place... a concept that inspires people to get committed quickly and rashly.
Jan 28, 2013
My Stance on Negative People, Trolls, & How Trolling Works
This story starts with a video called "Howard Stern Makes 7-year-old Cry", where a 7 year old black kid raps on America's Got Talent (or X factor or whatever it is I dunno I don't care.)
Kinda of an incredible video, watching a 7 year old kid get buzzed out and humiliated in front of a large crowd... he's gonna get tough from that one, let me tell ya. Howard Stern felt beyond awful immediately after the kid started crying.
Now I'm gonna say some negative things about trolls in a bit here, but I want you to understand my stance on trolls first: I like trolls, and I do on occasion troll myself, ESPECIALLY if someone's "asking for it." After all, a primary method of growth and success is learning from failure, and if someone's failing in front of me and I don't point it out... how are they supposed to learn anything?
I look at it like this: If your dumb enough to take a troll's bait, you've earned what you're about to get, so like everything in your life, how you respond to things is ultimately your responsibility. Trolling you is funny to me and should toughen you up in the long run if you ever *get smart* about it, like I did one day in 2009.
So I have no problem with trolls or trolling, however I do think when you trolling you're being rather "small" as a person. You can't get much lower than starting childish fights just because making people mad is funny to you... after all, you're benefiting off the pain of others... but I'm never sorry about it if they're putting themselves out there and/or being an idiot.
Just like I don't feel bad for the kid in this video... he should have never been up there to begin with, so I blame the parents, plus he's gonna be TOUGH because of that experience, especially because he's clearly got a strong little ego. If it was different... say it was a scared, intimidated kid forced on stage, couldn't perform at all, and then was humiliated like that, I'd feel bad knowing that kid was taken advantage of and will probably develop some kind of social anxiety disorder.
The difference is when you choose to put yourself out there, you get feedback, and you learn. When you don't choose to go out there, you're not getting feedback, and your not learning anything... so in this example, a little kid could be traumatized for life... but I highly doubt that happened to this little boy so full of confidence.
Anyways, back to the story here... below this video, some stupid troll comments "fucking stupid nigger was taught to cry if he fucked up". Of course, this is completely normal, mindless trolling that you'll find on youtube at every turn (which explains why youtube keeps insisting that I start using my real name on youtube instead of DrinkElectrolytes.)
As commonly occurs, someone even stupider takes the bait and responds with "fucking stupid white asshole was taught to be brave behind a computer."
Now I do have some friends who are rather idealist and would think this guy's response is normal. Like if someone said that in real life they should be hit in the face.
I personally disagree with this completely: If someone said something that stupid in real life and I was there, I'd laugh at how stupid they are and put them in the list of people I'm never going to take seriously. Like, if a 7 year old was acting like a total asshole, do you take it personally, or do you realize "Hey, he's 7 years old, you can't take him seriously." That's how I look at stupid people, ignorant people, a-holes, pretty much all negative people -- they're not on point so life's probably not going well and people aren't taking them seriously, why even respond to them, let alone take them seriously?
And isn't that really fair justice? If you suck, no one takes you seriously, and you don't get ahead in life, and you're unhappy as punishment. If you're awesome, the opposite occurs, and you're rewarded with happiness.
Anyways, in this case, I felt like it'd be entertaining to respond to this idiot by explaining how trolling and youtube works, just to have fun showing him how small he's being while doing one of my favorite things: Explaining how things work and why the world is the way it is. And only 500 characters to do so with. It's like solving a puzzle... it just captures me.
"No no no, he's a TROLL, not necessarily a "stupid white asshole" (he may be, whatever.) Point is, he may as well be black (he's probably not, but anyways...) A troll's goal is to evoke an emotional response from you, therefore your response seals his victory. He'll keep posting like that so long as he keeps getting replies like yours from pissed off readers. So stop feeding the trolls, unless of course you enjoy it. I personally love trolls, I just wanted to point out how this works."
The video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKrEtyJ8MdU
Kinda of an incredible video, watching a 7 year old kid get buzzed out and humiliated in front of a large crowd... he's gonna get tough from that one, let me tell ya. Howard Stern felt beyond awful immediately after the kid started crying.
Now I'm gonna say some negative things about trolls in a bit here, but I want you to understand my stance on trolls first: I like trolls, and I do on occasion troll myself, ESPECIALLY if someone's "asking for it." After all, a primary method of growth and success is learning from failure, and if someone's failing in front of me and I don't point it out... how are they supposed to learn anything?
I look at it like this: If your dumb enough to take a troll's bait, you've earned what you're about to get, so like everything in your life, how you respond to things is ultimately your responsibility. Trolling you is funny to me and should toughen you up in the long run if you ever *get smart* about it, like I did one day in 2009.
So I have no problem with trolls or trolling, however I do think when you trolling you're being rather "small" as a person. You can't get much lower than starting childish fights just because making people mad is funny to you... after all, you're benefiting off the pain of others... but I'm never sorry about it if they're putting themselves out there and/or being an idiot.
Just like I don't feel bad for the kid in this video... he should have never been up there to begin with, so I blame the parents, plus he's gonna be TOUGH because of that experience, especially because he's clearly got a strong little ego. If it was different... say it was a scared, intimidated kid forced on stage, couldn't perform at all, and then was humiliated like that, I'd feel bad knowing that kid was taken advantage of and will probably develop some kind of social anxiety disorder.
The difference is when you choose to put yourself out there, you get feedback, and you learn. When you don't choose to go out there, you're not getting feedback, and your not learning anything... so in this example, a little kid could be traumatized for life... but I highly doubt that happened to this little boy so full of confidence.
Anyways, back to the story here... below this video, some stupid troll comments "fucking stupid nigger was taught to cry if he fucked up". Of course, this is completely normal, mindless trolling that you'll find on youtube at every turn (which explains why youtube keeps insisting that I start using my real name on youtube instead of DrinkElectrolytes.)
As commonly occurs, someone even stupider takes the bait and responds with "fucking stupid white asshole was taught to be brave behind a computer."
Now I do have some friends who are rather idealist and would think this guy's response is normal. Like if someone said that in real life they should be hit in the face.
I personally disagree with this completely: If someone said something that stupid in real life and I was there, I'd laugh at how stupid they are and put them in the list of people I'm never going to take seriously. Like, if a 7 year old was acting like a total asshole, do you take it personally, or do you realize "Hey, he's 7 years old, you can't take him seriously." That's how I look at stupid people, ignorant people, a-holes, pretty much all negative people -- they're not on point so life's probably not going well and people aren't taking them seriously, why even respond to them, let alone take them seriously?
And isn't that really fair justice? If you suck, no one takes you seriously, and you don't get ahead in life, and you're unhappy as punishment. If you're awesome, the opposite occurs, and you're rewarded with happiness.
Anyways, in this case, I felt like it'd be entertaining to respond to this idiot by explaining how trolling and youtube works, just to have fun showing him how small he's being while doing one of my favorite things: Explaining how things work and why the world is the way it is. And only 500 characters to do so with. It's like solving a puzzle... it just captures me.
"No no no, he's a TROLL, not necessarily a "stupid white asshole" (he may be, whatever.) Point is, he may as well be black (he's probably not, but anyways...) A troll's goal is to evoke an emotional response from you, therefore your response seals his victory. He'll keep posting like that so long as he keeps getting replies like yours from pissed off readers. So stop feeding the trolls, unless of course you enjoy it. I personally love trolls, I just wanted to point out how this works."
The video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKrEtyJ8MdU
Nov 3, 2012
Oct 10, 2012
List of Stand Up Comics
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_stand-up_comedians
JUST FIND 1 GOOD ONE AND YOU'VE GOT HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT. All you gotta do is find 1 and it's a good night.
Teh SAMPLA: I will listen to 1 minute of the most popular youtube video of each of these comedians. If I stay longer than a minute, the comedian gets a (GOOD) rank, until I otherwise rate them in finer detail later. If I don't stay, they get (DO NOT WANT). Skipping deceased for now due to older material.
RANDOM FOUND COMICS (all are good):
Stephen Thomas
Jack Whitehall
Sam Morril
Alice Wetterlund
FROM COMEDY CLUB MENTIONS
Jeremy Hots (DO NOT WANT)
Craig shoemaker
Wil anderson
Darren carter
Matt knudsen (actor, not much standup)
Kelly monteith
John caponera
Mark schiff (too old now, prob great in the 80s)
FROM WIKI
JUST FIND 1 GOOD ONE AND YOU'VE GOT HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT. All you gotta do is find 1 and it's a good night.
Teh SAMPLA: I will listen to 1 minute of the most popular youtube video of each of these comedians. If I stay longer than a minute, the comedian gets a (GOOD) rank, until I otherwise rate them in finer detail later. If I don't stay, they get (DO NOT WANT). Skipping deceased for now due to older material.
RANDOM FOUND COMICS (all are good):
Stephen Thomas
Jack Whitehall
Sam Morril
Alice Wetterlund
FROM COMEDY CLUB MENTIONS
Michael Loftus (sorta good)
John caparulo
Adam ferrara (good)
Justin willman (good)
Larry miller (good)
Gene pompa
Maz jobrani (good)
Tom segura (Very GOOD)
K-von (good)
Erik Griffin (good, not super my type but very funny)
Derek hughes
K.t. tatara
Mike wilson (good, favorited video of him doing comedy on a cruise... not sure if much content)
Mike destefano (not my kinda humor, talented tho)
Clinton jackson (not my kinda humor, talented tho)
Clinton jackson (not my kinda humor, talented tho)
Tom papa (very good)
TJ Miller (good)
TJ Miller (good)
Jasper Redd
Nick griffin (meh, fairly good)
Heath hyche
Sam Morril (good)
Colin jost
Robert
Jay larson
B.J. novak
Tim gaither
Don friesen
Wil shriner
Scott henry
Jesse case
Martin moreno
Martin moreno
Mike siegel
Geoff keith
Jim gaither
FROM WIKI
- Orny Adams (GOOD)
- Ahmed Ahmed (GOOD but need more info)
- Max Alexander (Very GOOD, older material)
- Dan Allen (GOOD)
- Fred Allen (deceased)
- Steve Allen (deceased)
- Tim Allen (? should i check him out)
- Woody Allen (? should i check him out)
- Rabbi Bob Alper (??)
- Jeff Altman (??)
- Louie Anderson (??)
- Aziz Ansari (VERY GOOD)
- Ant
- Craig Anton (deceased?)
- Dave Attell (not my type)
- Rick Aviles (actor)
- Maria Bamford (skipped.)
- Arj Barker (Very GOOD)
- Kevin Smith
- Casey Balsham (NOT FROM WIKI... found on youtube. Good)
- Roseanne Barr
- Chuck Barris (pass too old)
- Todd Barry (Good)
- Greg Behrendt (Good... Dane Cook copycat)
- Richard Belzer
- Jack Benny (deceased)
- Doug Benson
- Milton Berle (deceased)
- Shelley Berman
- Sandra Bernhard
- Michelle Biloon
- Mike Birbiglia
- Joey Bishop (deceased)
- Lewis Black
- Michael Ian Black
- Chris Bliss (good, wit / seinfeldish)
- Josh Blue (i dont like)
- Elayne Boosler
- Matt Braunger
- Shaun Eli Breidbart
- Kevin Brennan
- David Brenner
- Jim Breuer (white guy from half baked)
- Lenny Bruce (deceased)
- Andy Bumatai
- Bo Burnham
- George Burns (deceased)
- Bill Burr
- Hannibal Buress
- Brett Butler
- Red Buttons (deceased)
- John Byner
- Louis C.K.
- Frank Caliendo
- Godfrey Cambridge
- Mario Cantone
- John Caparulo
- John Caponera
- Scott Capurro
- Steve Carell
- George Carlin (deceased)
- Drew Carey
- Adam Carolla
- Jim Carrey
- Rodney Carrington
- Carrot Top (Scott Thompson)
- Darren Carter
- Jack Carter (old)
- Dana Carvey
- Kyle Cease
- Cedric the Entertainer
- Dave Chappelle
- Henry Cho (VERY good)
- Margaret Cho
- Tommy Chong
- Blake Clark
- Andrew Dice Clay
- Kate Clinton
- Kaitlin Colombo
- Ray Combs (deceased)
- Dave Coulier (NOT FROM WIKI... found on youtube. Good)
- Dane Cook
- Irwin Corey
- Bill Cosby (old)
- David Cross
- Billy Crystal
- Godfrey Danchimah (annoying voice)
- Rodney Dangerfield(deceased)
- Jim David
- Larry David
- Dov Davidoff
- Frank DeCaro
- Ellen DeGeneres
- Lea DeLaria
- Frank Delima
- Nick DiPaolo
- Andy Dick
- Phyllis Diller (deceased)
- Jeff Dunham
- Jeff Dye
- Earthquake
- Sally Edwards
- Bill Engvall
- Mike Epps
- Susie Essman
- Jade Esteban Estrada
- Jimmy Fallon
- Mitch Fatel
- Wayne Federman
- Craig Ferguson
- Adam Ferrara
- Totie Fields (deceased)
- Christian Finnegan
- Kevin Fitzgerald
- Greg Fitzsimmons
- Maile Flanagan
- Charles Fleischer
- Jim Florentine
- John Fox (deceased)
- Kirk Fox
- Jeff Foxworthy
- Jamie Foxx
- Redd Foxx (deceased)
- Pablo Francisco
- Jim Gaffigan
- Zach Galifianakis
- Gallagher
- Billy Gardell
- Janeane Garofalo
- Brad Garrett
- Greg Giraldo (deceased)
- Adele Givens
- Todd Glass
- Donald Glover
- Judy Gold
- Whoopi Goldberg
- Bobcat Goldthwait
- Bob Golub
- Marga Gomez
- Gilbert Gottfried
- Dana Gould
- Shecky Greene
- Dick Gregory
- James Gregory
- David Alan Grier
- Eddie Griffin
- Kathy Griffin
- Andy Griffith (deceased)
- Gary Gulman
- Buddy Hackett (deceased)
- Brian Haley
- Arsenio Hall
- Nathan Hall
- Rich Hall
- Neil Hamburger
- Darrell Hammond
- Chelsea Handler
- Chris Hardwick
- Johnny Hardwick
- Ralph Harris
- Kevin Hart
- Steve Harvey
- Drew Hastings
- Allan Havey
- David C. Hayes
- Mitch Hedberg (deceased)
- Bill Hicks (deceased)
- René Hicks
- Steve Hofstetter
- Bob Hope (deceased)
- D.L. Hughley
- Gabriel Iglesias
- Dom Irrera
- Clinton Jackson
- Kevin James
- Richard Jeni (deceased)
- Anthony Jeselnik
- Maz Jobrani
- Jake Johannsen
- Leslie Jordan
- Jesse Joyce
- Aron Kader
- Cory Kahaney
- Chris Kanik
- Andy Kaufman (deceased)
- Jamie Kennedy
- Jimmy Kimmel
- Kyle Kinane
- Alan King (deceased)
- Sam Kinison (deceased)
- Jen Kirkman
- Robert Klein
- Jeff Klinger
- Don Knotts (deceased)
- Rebekah Kochan
- Lynne Koplitz
- Jo Koy
- Lisa Lampanelli
- Lisa Landry
- Artie Lange
- Larry the Cable Guy (Daniel Lawrence Whitney)
- Lynn Lavner
- Martin Lawrence
- Denis Leary
- Natasha Leggero
- John Leguizamo
- Tom Lehrer
- Carol Leifer
- Jay Leno
- David Letterman
- Emily Levine
- Wendy Liebman
- Rob Little
- Jay London
- George Lopez
- Loni Love
- Stephen Lynch
- Paul Lynde (deceased)
- Moms Mabley (deceased)
- Bernie Mac (deceased)
- Norm Macdonald
- Kathleen Madigan
- Bill Maher
- Keith Malley
- Cheech Marin
- Bob Marley
- Marc Maron
- Tim Mars
- Steve Martin
- Demetri Martin
- Marilyn Martinez
- Jackie Martling
- Jackie Mason
- Ralphie May
- Jonny McGovern
- Joel McHale
- Kevin Meaney
- Anne Meara
- Carlos Mencia
- Russ Meneve
- Dennis Miller
- George Miller (deceased)
- Larry Miller
- Eugene Mirman
- Mo'Nique
- Tracy Morgan
- Paul Mooney
- Rudy Ray Moore (deceased)
- Kevin Moyers
- John Mulaney
- Charlie Murphy
- Eddie Murphy
- Noel Murphy
- Bob Newhart
- Lance Norris
- Jim Norton
- Tig Notaro
- Dean Obeidallah
- Conan O'Brien
- Rosie O'Donnell
- Paul Ogata
- Patrice O'Neal (deceased)
- Patton Oswalt
- Rob Paravonian
- Jimmy Pardo
- Minnie Pearl (deceased)
- Emo Philips
- John Pinette
- Brian Posehn
- Paula Poundstone
- Marc Price
- Freddie Prinze (deceased)
- Greg Proops
- Paul Provenza
- Richard Pryor (deceased)
- Colin Quinn
- Brian Regan
- Paul Reiser
- Michael Richards
- Don Rickles
- Joan Rivers
- Chris Rock
- Paul Rodriguez
- Joe Rogan
- Seth Rogen
- Paco Romane
- Ray Romano
- Rita Rudner
- Chris Rush
- Nipsey Russell (deceased)
- Bob Saget
- Tim Sample
- Adam Sandler
- Lewis Schaffer
- Mark Schiff
- Robert Schimmel (deceased)
- Amy Schumer
- Jerry Seinfeld
- Garry Shandling
- Rick Shapiro
- Craig Shoemaker
- Ritch Shydner
- Sarah Silverman
- Michael Simpson
- Red Skelton (deceased)
- Brad Slaight
- Bobby Slayton
- Yakov Smirnoff
- Margaret Smith
- Sommore
- David Spade
- Doug Stanhope
- Jovanka Steele
- Brody Stevens
- Jon Stewart
- Jerry Stiller
- Ryan Stout
- Jolene Sugarbaker
- Nick Swardson
- Wanda Sykes
- Tim Tayag
- Judy Tenuta
- Danny Thomas (deceased)
- Christopher Titus
- Lily Tomlin
- Paul F. Tompkins
- Daniel Tosh
- Rosie Tran
- Fred Travalena (deceased)
- Greg Travis
- Chris Tucker
- Rich Vos
- Jimmie Walker
- Greg Warren
- Damon Wayans
- Keenen Ivory Wayans
- Shawn Wayans
- Suzanne Westenhoefer
- Ron White
- Katt Williams
- Robin Williams (deceased)
- Flip Wilson (deceased)
- Michael Winslow
- Jonathan Winters
- Mark Wirtz
- Harris Wittels
- Dennis Wolfberg (deceased)
- Steven Wright
- Reginald D Hunter
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