May 5, 2013

Defiance Almost Beats Merlin as Worst Show Ever in 8 Minutes Flat


I can't tell you if it ends up beating Merlin cuz I stopped watching after 8 minutes.
Anyone watching the show Defiance? If so please let me know if it's worth it. 8 minutes into the show and I already hate the scriptwriters and possibly the main male actor with a passion. It just hurts to see a show with so much potential -- alien earth world, post-apocalyptic, crazy story, new ideas and creativity -- ruthlessly destroyed by failing to be written in a way that makes sense. When someone points a gun at your head, you act scared, and when they start taking all your shit, you don't whine about it like you can't find your fucking wallet. GAAAAHHHHHH
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  • ____ like this.
  • Jaimie Montague "You don't need my roller to survive, do you?" FML FML FML FML FML what is wrong with this world? Next time I get robbed I gotta remember to ask the theif if he really needs my cash to survive.
  • (name removed) lol
  • Jaimie Montague Here's how it started and how the characters would have reacted in REAL LIFE...

    WHAT HAPPENED: Huge piece of space station falls really nearby. Protagonist gets excited -- this could mean a big payday.
    ::SHOW: "Finally, a guarenteed payday"
    ::REALITY: "Oh sh** that's right next to us if we get in and out fast enough we could be rich AND survive!"

    WHAT HAPPENED: They explore the fallen space station and find MASSIVE value.
    ::SHOW: "Oh nice, this is probably worth $4 million, we're going to be rich."
    ::REALITY: "OMFG $4 MIL VALUE GO GO GO GO!!!"

    WHAT HAPPENED: They get robbed.
    ...for this one, just see what I said above.

    Ok. I think I've gotten enough out of my system to sleep tonight. Whew.

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