I watched the video below and this thought came back to me. And although people have argued this against me before... I am now 100% convinced I'm right... Asians ARE Elves...
-Elves are the smartest of the races. Asians are too.
-Elves are slender and have the best dexterity. Same with asians.
-Elves have pointy ears. Asians have pointy eyes.
-Elves are renown for their bizarre and stunning arts and architecture. Just like asians.
-Elves are the most stealthy fighters. Asians have ninjas.
-Elves are the most noble race and stubborn in respect to their traditions. Same with asians.
-Elves are the wisest race and closest to nature. Asian beliefs and religions mirror this, i.e. Confucius, Taoism, Shinto, etc.
-Elves tend to keep to themselves and their part of the world. Like how China built a wall, Japan cut off all trade at one point, and north Korea has completely isolated themselves.
-Elves are the most magical race. Asians invented fireworks. And neither figured out how to turn that stuff into gunpowder.
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