My Theory on What Dark Energy Is

It's the 3 dimensional "stretching effect" that happens when a 3 dimensional world lives inside a 4 dimensional world that is expanding.

This works perfect when compared to a "2 dimensional" model of how the universe expands -- put dots on a balloon. As you blow into the balloon the dots will move away from each other and expand. The surface of the balloon is 2 dimensional, where the stretching affect is achieved by the expansion of the 3 dimensional balloon.

So, if the universe is a mere 3 dimensional surface / plane ... inside / surfacing / a part of a 4 dimensional reality... as the reality expands, so does the universe. It's been shown that gravity can't pull the universe back together because of an invisible force called "dark energy" that is stronger than the gravity that pulls everything together, causing the universe to expand at an ACCELERATING RATE. The universe is PROVEN to be EXPANDING at an ACCELERATING RATE.

Let's go back to the balloon -- would the dots ACCELERATE away from each other as more stretching occurred?

What about when we consider that the 4th dimension is NOT commonly thought of as "spacial", but is actually TIME. A dimension, after all, is a strait line that connects with points -- and time is a line that connects to all three dimensions perfectly. Time is what allows the three "space dimensions" to move, and movement controls time (at light speeds, time runs much slower, which has been proven by particles in the atmosphere that couldn't possibly make it down to earth before dissipating - but since they travel past the speed of light, time moves slowly enough to allow them to get much farther than they could if time were a constant.)

If TIME is the 4th dimension, not space, this would explain why time always runs forwards. In physics, time can run forward or backward without any problem. But time always runs forwards. This is because the 4 dimensional universe is expanding -- if it were shrinking, time would run backwards... all the way to creation itself.

Thus, my theory is that dark energy is a very different force than anything single force we know of - more like, what happens to all the forces / elements when stretched 4 dimensionally.

Official Sources of Entertainment

OUT OF DATE... but here's...

-ALL NEW MOVIES (out on DvD): http://www.rottentomatoes.com/dvd

-ALL POPULAR TV SHOWS: http://www.tvguide.com/top-tv-shows

-DONT FORGET DAILY SHOW / COLBERT / OTHER DAILY SHOWS

-Christwire (christian mockery / parody)

-Dumb quotes off IRC / /b/ / etc: http://bash.org/?random

 nah im 100% straight for sure
straight? so's spaghetti till u heat it up.

speaking of Jenga, it's the 1-year anniversery of 9/11 tomorrow

Hey, you know what sucks?

vaccuums

Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

black holes

Hey, you know what just isn't cool?

lava?

<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...

One of these...has a future.

LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this

How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?

*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar

well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke

so i helped him walk to the toilet

all the stalls were occupied

lol

bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy

so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open

and there's this guy in there taking a shit

hahahahahaha

and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM

then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'

so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face

and runs away

imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our parents were home.

So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car.

We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..

The logic is all there...

I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off..

So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.

The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted.

So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red.

I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.

He didn't even notice the smell of pot.

We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.

-a handful of famous / funny youtubers:

• http://youtube.com/smosh
• http://youtube.com/wheezywaiter
• http://youtube.com/daneboe
• http://youtube.com/kevinbrueck
• http://youtube.com/bobjenz
• http://youtube.com/sxephil
• http://youtube.com/seananners
• http://youtube.com/ijustine
• http://youtube.com/CTFxC
• http://youtube.com/blackboxtv
• http://youtube.com/thefinebros
• http://youtube.com/catrific
• http://youtube.com/destorm
• http://youtube.com/shanedawsontv
• http://youtube.com/seanklitzner
• http://youtube.com/joenationtv
• http://youtube.com/olgakay
• http://youtube.com/hiimrawn
• http://youtube.com/jlynnjohnston
• http://youtube.com/winterspringpro
• http://youtube.com/shaycarl
• http://youtube.com/thewillofdc
• http://youtube.com/ratedrr
• http://youtube.com/totallysketch
• http://youtube.com/sammah
• http://youtube.com/whatthebuckshow
• http://youtube.com/roystclair

...and there's definately some good stuff in the outdated pile below.

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Any video I like enough to show someone you can bet is on my favorites. My youtube channel is set up to show off my favorites: http://www.youtube.com/user/DrinkElectrolytes

in firefox, flock, or even the new internet explorer if you just type "drink" into the URL bar you should always see my youtube channel come up and you can always find things like that cuz i favorite anything i show u

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HULU (TV -is- going online... and the Fall 2009 season is proving it as the studios cave in!)
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Shows I'm watching:
http://www.hulu.com/sons-of-anarchy
http://www.hulu.com/shark-tank
http://www.hulu.com/dollhouse
http://www.hulu.com/glee
http://www.hulu.com/heroes
http://www.hulu.com/the-tonight-show-with-conan-obrien
http://www.hulu.com/the-colbert-report
http://www.southparkstudios.com
http://www.hulu.com/flash-forward
http://www.hulu.com/american-dad
http://www.hulu.com/family-guy
http://www.hulu.com/the-cleveland-show

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YOUTUBE COMEDY
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The Whitest Kids You Know

Friday Night Cranks
Know Your Meme
Doug Stanhope
Louis CK
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Dane Cook
George Carlin
Russell Peters
Harland Williams
Jim Norton
Demetri Martin
Steve Byrne
Daniel Tosh
Mike Birbiglia
eddie izzard
Summer of Tears
Brian Regan

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YOUTUBE OTHER
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Michio Kaku (If you're into how science is going to be revolutionizing the world, & advanced physics)

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Internet Roots
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The list is growing so I've categorized them to make the obvious choices obvious -- and the other choices for only if your bored.

TESTING: http://www.skunkpost.com/home.sp

TONS OF GAMES, ENTERTAINMENT, AND THE WORKS (Thank you Alex Wolf!!)
allmyfaves.com

Best Websites
www.knowyourmeme.com
www.thechive.com
www.collegehumor.com
www.failblog.org
www.thisisphotobomb.com
www.onion.com
www.hulu.com

TESTING:
http://autocompleteme.com Odd Google Autocomplete Phrases
http://poorlydressed.com/ Oddly Dressed

Good Shit (but, can be shitty)

www.Stumbleupon.com
www.funnyordie.com
Youtube Favorites Searching / RELATED videos to ANYTHING you're into / SUBSCRIPTIONS
Watch one of these Top Stand Up Comedians on Youtube...
www.digg.com / digg.com/VIDEOS / digg.com/IMAGES / digg.com/news
Google Reader / Everything Philly D (The show)
www.icanhascheezburger.com (must like funny pictures of cats)

Other Shit (can be good if you're into it / find the right thing)
www.atom.com
www.urbandictionary.com
www.encyclopediadramatica.com
Watch Man Tracker
www.jokes.com/funny
www.indecisionforever.com


IN-TESTING: http://www.somethingawful.com/

find a great show on nbc.com, cbs, etc etc
find a great book
find a great youtube show

trip balls: http://www.octavioocampo.com.mx/xgaleria1.htm

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FUN PACKED
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play an EPIC starcraft game
warcraft 3 / CSS with Sensi
call of duty 4 with Sensi

Why I'm an Independent Entrepreneur

Thank-you Dave for cracking the joke...


COMPETITIVE SALARY
Most of our competitors don't pay much either.

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"
We have no time to train you.

"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
You'll be here very late, very often -- might as well be comfortable.

"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED"
Your first four projects are already way overdue.

"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Did we mention that you'll be here very late, very often? And most weekends.

"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.

"CAREER-MINDED"
Female applicants must be childless.

"APPLY IN PERSON"
If you're old, fat or ugly, that position has already been filled.

"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
This job listing is just a legal formality. The position was filled by some executive's nephew.

"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
Due to consolidation, you'll be replacing three people.

"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"
This company is a total mess.

"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"
You'll have all the responsibilities of upper management, without the pay, title or respect.

"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"
Listen to management, figure out what they want, don't ask too many questions and get the sh*t done.

Note to self: Get a Peach Tree

These peaches are BOMB, and there's a fresh batch every morning... automatically... and I can can them... so...

fuck peaches that are picked green and ripe in the box

fuck those

no more man

never again

i dont buy peaches... i buy peach TREES

5 Hour Energy Extreme

...Steroids for internet marketing.

Seriously.

Unhappy With Obama (title changed)

I'm thinking about making this into a video and submitting it to Anonymous and other places while getting it's views up on youtube as a little side project. (Note: I will NOT be doing this due to how Obama has been treating others who do this. I don't want it on my permanent record.)

My problems with Obama...

He's flushing our country down the toilet.

Trillions put into the economy INCORRECTLY

CONTROLLING THE MEDIA / His Image to keep his approval rating above 60% despite everything I'm about to point out...

DESTROYING our CIA

Letting terrorists get unfair US trials.

BEING A SLAVE TO THE LIBERAL AGENDA WITHOUT CONSIDERING ANY!! UNEXPECTED CONSEQUENCES

Re-distributing bankrupted company wealth to the poor, STEALING Crystler's shares from those who owned them, recklessly breaking the law to give to the union and retired employees.

Breaking Many Laws and DECREEing "it's the right move"... when clearly, government fails at capitalism and it's NOT THE RIGHT MOVE.

Bailing out companies that end up going bankrupt.

Heading us towards bankruptcy while declaring that we're "heading out of it" EVEN THOUGH 1000 ECONOMISTS PUT TOGETHER A PETITION SAYING THAT WE ARE NOT...

AND HE COMPLETELY IGNORED IT = He's surrounded by politicians and serves their agenda without even considering what the nature of the situation is.

Pushing over all opposition, all "other ideas", DECREEING the way it is because he's the president so gosh darn it that means he's right.

Completely ignoring and belittling the Republicans despite claiming previously that he wanted to bring the parties together.


Giving loads of money to the poor... when it's obvious to any economist that this is bad for the economy.

Passing liberal bills that would have never passed in a checks and balances system.

Giving bailouts to all the companies that his cabinet is connected to.

Destroying the country I love in less than a 100 days...

So honestly, if you ask me how I feel... this is going to be REALLY HARSH... Obama is a Dictator and the US system of Checks and Balances is being systematically taken over.

You can't play boy king in the most powerful position in the world and expect nothing to happen. It's time someone spoke up and got on his case.